[CLOSED] Yak 9 giveaway

[Lusekofte]

Do not gift me just wanna share this

 

 

[Flying_Colander]

A plane carrying the Dalai Lama, Trump and an Aussie has an engine on fire.

To their chagrin the stricken trio discover only two parachutes remain.

Trump snatches one declaring, "I'm soo important. Soo wonderful, important. Did I say important? America needs me to make them great again!!!" With this, he leaps into the slip stream.

The Aussie grabs the last parachute and tries to strap in the Dalai Lama.

But the Dalai Lama waves Bruce off. "My son, I have lived a long and fruitful. You are young and can lead a life of gentle purpose. Please, take the parachute."

"No worries, mate, " says Bruce the Aussie. "We'll be fine. Some jackass jumped out with my rucksack."

[Chief_Mouser]

Got all the Yaks but I do like this:

 

Edited May 20, 2020 by 216th_Cat

[BSS_Stel]

An airliner carrying Nancy Pelosi & Joe Biden is flying accross country, when the pilot comes on the PA to announce, "we have some bad news. One of the engines just failed and as a result, we will be delayed by 30 minutes." A bit later, the pilot returns, "we have some more bad news. Another engine just failed, and we will be delayed an additional hour." Another bit later, "Sorry folks, more bad news. A third engine just failed, and so, since we will be running only on the one remaining engine, the flight will be delayed by another two hours." At this point, Nancy turns to Joe and says, "I sure hope that last engine keeps working or else we'll be up here all night!"

[Pahec97]

Prime minister is invited to co-fly in a new fighter plane during tests.

After the plane takes off, pilot starts doing maneuvres.

After first sharp turn, PM says:''I've expected that''

After sharp dive levels just above ground, PM says:''I've expected that''

After barrel roll, PM says:''I sure have not expected that''

Later, on the ground, pilot asked him what was those expected and unexpected thing supposed to mean 

and PM replies:'' I expected to piss myself after the first maneuvre. I expected to shit myself after the second maneuvre,

but I did not expect that all of it would get to my helmet.

[SR-F_Winger]

[blockheadgreen_]

A plane lands and shortly after the flight attendant comes over the speaker:
 

“Hi, folks! Sorry about that rough landing. It wasn’t the captain’s fault. It definitely wasn’t my fault…it was the asphalt.”

[Avimimus]

Everyone will have heard this one... but it is still a classic: Q: How do you know you are talking to God and not a fighter pilot? A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

 

...and to make up for that but to stay on topic, another joke: The idea of turning the Yak-9 into a level bomber... and a couple of other pictures of interesting ideas.

[Jade_Monkey]

Thanks a lot everyone for the good humor and the participation.

Congratulations to post #24 ( @Juri_JS) on winning the giveaway! (you can thank the google random number generator!)

[ATAG_Headshot]

Who invented the first airplane that wouldn't fly?

The Wrong Brothers!

[Ribbon]

1:Knock! knock!

2:Giweaway is closed!

1:Ok i'll just leave the joke on the porch

 

[Juri_JS]

8 hours ago, Jade_Monkey said:

Thanks a lot everyone for the good humor and the participation.

Congratulations to post #24 ( @Juri_JS) on winning the giveaway! (you can thank the google random number generator!)

Thanks a lot google random number generator...and also thank you to Jade Monkey for his generosity. ?

[Ribbon]

8 hours ago, Juri_JS said:

Thanks a lot google random number generator...and also thank you to Jade Monkey for his generosity. ?

Congrats Juri, i have both yaks and they are well worth the money, even "casual" yak9 ser.1 is completley different experience than yak1b or yak7b....tbh didn't expect that!

While 9T is beast of it's own, hopefully we'll see some of your campaigns for it, if i remember right you made that nice campaign Ivan's war!

[Juri_JS]

8 minutes ago, =VARP=Ribbon said:

Congrats Juri, i have both yaks and they are well worth the money, even "casual" yak9 ser.1 is completley different experience than yak1b or yak7b....tbh didn't expect that!

While 9T is beast of it's own, hopefully we'll see some of your campaigns for it, if i remember right you made that nice campaign Ivan's war!

The problem is, that we don't have a map for the Yak-9T. That's the main reason why I haven't bought it yet. As far as I know, it wasn't used in the Kuban area and it's availability in career mode is fictional. It would better fit in 1944 scenarios.