Enceladus828 Posted November 6, 2024 Posted November 6, 2024 What has four wheels and flies? Spoiler The garbage truck Β What do you call a vampire who's car breaks down 3 miles from the blood bank? Spoiler A cab Β What can you get at an ice cream parlour that is low in fat with less than 3% sugar? Spoiler Napkins Β I went to this bar called The Fiddle. It was a vile inn Β What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Spoiler Look, no hands! Β Why did Dracula fail art class? Spoiler He kept drawing blood Β What do you call a chicken without feathers? Spoiler Chicken strips Β Why don't pirates take a shower before they walk the plank? Spoiler They just wash up on shore Β How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? Spoiler A Buccaneer Β Why does Captain Kirk have 3 ears? Spoiler Because he has a left ear, a right ear, and a final Frontier Β How many conductors of a band does it take to change a lightbulb? Spoiler I dunno because no one ever looks at the conductor Β Β There's a nun, an astronaut, and a hairdryer. They all switch jobs for a day. the nun takes the astronaut's job, the astronaut takes the hairdryer's job, and the hairdryer gets the nun's job. they all meet up later and talk about their day. The nun says, "Oh, space was so beautiful, it truly is a gift from God!". The hairdryer says, "Yes, and being a nun was great! I've never done something so fun!" The astronaut is silent. The nun asks what's wrong and the Astronaut says, "Well, i don't mean to be rude hairdryer, but your job blows!" The nun says, "Well, at least you don't have the job as a vacuum salesman, that job sucks." 1
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