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Beginning to wonder if a bad case of COVID might be it... It's still out there. Recently, several friends got it and it kicked their asses for weeks.

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Oh FFS ?‍♂️ 

 

No words.

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48 minutes ago, JG1_Vonrd said:

Beginning to wonder if a bad case of COVID might be it... It's still out there. Recently, several friends got it and it kicked their asses for weeks.

The rona doesn't affect your typing fingers ?

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1 hour ago, DBFlyguy said:

The rona doesn't affect your typing fingers ?

Not having experienced it (Thankfully) I couldn't say, but my friends said they couldn't do much of anything but suffer through it. Still, it's been quite a while since any word from him.

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When I had it, it made me all shriveled up, like I’d just gotten out of the pool.

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Okay, I think I figured it all out.

 

The key factor is to link WWII aviation with Russia and Jason's sudden and inexplicable disappearance.

 

As usual, X-Files to the rescue.

 

As we all know, Mulder was investigating the location of the 1908 Tunguska Event when he was captured and subjected to an alien symbiote experiment:

 

Spoiler

 

 

Now, what connection could this possibly have with WWII aviation, you ask?

 

The Black Oil Symbiote was originally found in a P-51 wreckage!

 

As seen here:

 

Spoiler

 

 

So, this is how it all shakes out.

 

True Jason (henceforth known as TJ) made his final authentic post about the passing of the Queen.

 

Some time between then and September 30, he was captured and subjected to an alien symbiote in Russia. Because these are the kinds of things that happen in Russia, evidently.

 

The 'farewell' post was actually written by Bot Jason, a construct the devs came up with to cover for TJ's absence. Bot Jason (henceforth known as BJ) is still lacking some functionality and needs more testing. It's rather terse, even for a pissed off Jason.

 

At some point, when the alien symbiote fully breaks TJ's willpower (remember, he's put up with us for a decade, so he has extreme mental resilience by now), Symbiote Jason will return and presumably steer the franchise towards some end that benefits the New World Order.

 

I think that about covers it.

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Oh F&$#, I just checkmated my opponents in Tywin Lannister’s Yacht Rock war, and now you are bringing in Mulder and Scully…Can I ever get a rest, bro?

 

 

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800 Verbal??? Impressive, …we’ll see ??
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38 minutes ago, SeaSerpent said:

Oh F&$#, I just checkmated my opponents in Tywin Lannister’s Yacht Rock war, and now you are bringing in Mulder and Scully…Can I ever get a rest, bro?

 

 

 

The best line in that arc was when Mulder said how turned on he was, because Scully knew what a P-51 was.

 

Nowadays, that'd be called sexist/gender stereotyping and would never make it into a script.

 

I miss the 90s.

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In the interest of filling this awkward silence I made, I'd like to make it even more awkward by pointing out that if a woman was impressed/incredulous I knew what a McQueen OTK was, I wouldn't bother to play the sexism card.

 

There's nothing wrong with being an adherent of statistical probabilities. You win some, you lose some.

 

Unlike Mulder, I'd want even lower odds. For a woman to truly wow me with aviation knowledge, she'd have to know which models of the 109 had round wheel wells.

 

If she could answer that or the equivalent grade of minutiae, she'd own me body and soul. I'd be out the door and on the way to Harry Winston in a minute flat. If only to delay her buyer's remorse.

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21 hours ago, BOO said:

and I dont like anyone but muh dog usually.  

Had to have my last dog put down years ago and work doesn't allow enough quality time to have another one yet, so I just don't like anyone. Still, I wonder now and again what in hades has happened to Jansen?

 

S!Blade<><

 

 

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13 hours ago, JG1_Vonrd said:

Beginning to wonder if a bad case of COVID might be it... It's still out there. Recently, several friends got it and it kicked their asses for weeks.

A bad case of covid where he checks the forums frequently but can't type due to covid paralysis?

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343KKT_Kintaro
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Sorry friends, it's just I'm not used to use that feature in the forums: where do you check the last visit of one member? Is it here (see image below)? Or is this my own last visit to his profile page?

 

 

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34 minutes ago, 343KKT_Kintaro said:

Or is this my own last visit to his profile page?

 

 

It’s his last time logging in.

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Han in full armor, Regingrave as a bad guy in a Tiefighter, but Jason is still smiling...

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Who knows... maybe we will get some proper info...

 

On Friday October 21st the industrial podcast Post-Credits will feature a special guest from the IL-2 Sturmovik team - Viktor Sechnoy aka =FB=VikS, lead game designer, historical consultant and mission designer. The stream starts at 9:00 PM MSK. Join the stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl3eY5MCGvA

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4 minutes ago, Voidhunger said:

Han in full armor, Regingrave as a bad guy in a Tiefighter, but Jason is still smiling...


And a Community Manager who dresses like a Stormtrooper…

 

Maybe we’re getting an AT-AT for Tank Crew.

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15 minutes ago, Trooper117 said:

Who knows... maybe we will get some proper info...

 

On Friday October 21st the industrial podcast Post-Credits will feature a special guest from the IL-2 Sturmovik team - Viktor Sechnoy aka =FB=VikS, lead game designer, historical consultant and mission designer. The stream starts at 9:00 PM MSK. Join the stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jl3eY5MCGvA

 

Looks like it's in Russian? Hopefully someone will ask about clarification on whether we might expect land-based PTO in the near future.

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There will be a  a short overview with main topics covered during the stream translated to English. I'll post it when I get it.

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Jason update!

 

He's in Washington now! 

 

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BMA_FlyingShark
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19 hours ago, LukeFF said:

Han would have to fill you in on the details, but years ago he talked about how he also does medieval reenactments. ⚔️ So, it's probably related to that.

Yes, true, now I remember, wasn't that in the RoF days?

 

Have a nice day.

 

:salute:

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12 hours ago, oc2209 said:

In the interest of filling this awkward silence I made, I'd like to make it even more awkward by pointing out that if a woman was impressed/incredulous I knew what a McQueen OTK was, I wouldn't bother to play the sexism card.

 

There's nothing wrong with being an adherent of statistical probabilities. You win some, you lose some.

 

Unlike Mulder, I'd want even lower odds. For a woman to truly wow me with aviation knowledge, she'd have to know which models of the 109 had round wheel wells.

 

If she could answer that or the equivalent grade of minutiae, she'd own me body and soul. I'd be out the door and on the way to Harry Winston in a minute flat. If only to delay her buyer's remorse.

Arianne Scharfi

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1 hour ago, J5_Spyboy said:

Arianne Scharfi

 

Nah, I already blew my chances with her when I said how stupid America's fixation on .50 cals was.

 

You know it's bad when you get the confused emoji.

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57 minutes ago, DBFlyguy said:

 

 

So..... Jason is now Chuck Norris all of sudden? ???

 

Chuck Norris, Missing in Action (1984) dir. Joseph... | RARE CULT CINEMA

 

I think option 1 is the only sane option. 

 

Codename:Janson

Lurking Baltics sea with his homemade submarine (that he bought from Columbian cartel) with devs onboard in a.......operation "dawn extraction"! ??

 

(Reading this in Hollywood movie trailer narrative voice from 90's)

 

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I can hear him coming 

 

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4 minutes ago, Denum said:

I can hear him coming 

 

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It was always just a matter of when. 

 

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4 hours ago, Denum said:

I can hear him coming 

 

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ME ME ME,

ME TOO!!!!

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Sometimes there just aren't enough of me to go around. 

 

Did a bit of cleanup. You know the drill........back on topic please.

 

Smith

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39 minutes ago, MisterSmith said:

Sometimes there just aren't enough of me to go around. 

 

Did a bit of cleanup. You know the drill........back on topic please.

 

Smith

 

So you're saying go back to speculating about the demise of Jason, and 1C? LoL

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I prefer the "path" as opposed to "demise" but yeah, essentially and without the politics.

 

Smith

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Jason is training for American Ninja. Be sure!

 

S!Blade<><

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5 hours ago, BladeMeister said:

Jason is training for American Ninja. Be sure!

 

S!Blade<><

 

Oh no he hasn't, he's starting a new life as...

 

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The "path"? More likely "The Way" so he can be a good example to all those sinners in Las Vegas.

 

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New update, no mention of Jason. Embarrassing lack of transparency over this.

 

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Smith

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Jason update! He's escaped the PNW and is currently bombing through the desert. 17416.gif.9d415cbd63381c74fe4c3aa5eff19651.gif

RNAS10_Mitchell
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I think the more relevant question is why does it matter?   He's either moved on to another station, or he's ghosting you all.  Either way, time to move on. Wish him the best whatever the situation, and thanks for his contributions to flight sim developments.

 

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Edit never mind - had wrong character in mind.

 

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He cant say if he doesnt know

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