Put a anti-tank grenade where the sun never shines.

[Uufflakke]

Yeah right.

 

He fell onto the 57mm piece of army ordnance. And the 57mm ended exactly there where the sun never shines.

 

https://www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk/news/gloucester-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

 

 

[Jaws2002]

Sure. He "tripped and fell"....Right. 

[ZachariasX]

He‘ll need a good veterinary to give birth to a baby tank.

[J2_Bidu]

 

[Feathered_IV]

He tried to store it in his arsenal?

[HBPencil]

It gives a new meaning to the term 'breach loader' ?

[69th_Mobile_BBQ]

Brings a whole new meaning to "blast the crap out of 'em!"

[Feathered_IV]

Fire in the hole!

[Leon_Portier]

A hot fuze right there!

[Feathered_IV]

Not everyone can do such a thing.  It takes a man of calibre.

Edited January 8, 2022 by Feathered_IV