What REAL pilots (not sissies) do...

[J2_Bidu]

Thread rules: post what a REAL PILOT does, like a real pilot would.

 

My kick-off:

 

Real pilots ask someone else to reassign the parachute jump action to an unknown keystroke combination. They can handle the stress when it comes. They enjoy it.

Edited June 3, 2020 by J2_Bidu
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[DD_Arthur]

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[Zooropa_Fly]

Real pilots don't bleat about the structural integrity of their machines. They can adapt to it's limits. They live to adapt.

[AndyJWest]

8 minutes ago, DD_Arthur said:

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Real pilots do it inverted. ?

[rowdyb00t]

[Feathered_IV]

Real pilots go to parties to tell everybody that they are a real pilot.  
 

Which btw is something that they have in common with architects. 

[THERION]

3 hours ago, Feathered_IV said:

Which btw is something that they have in common with architects. 

 

... and even more pronounced with the vegans!

[JG4_dingsda]

I use Arch btw

[J2_Bidu]

2 hours ago, JG4_dingsda said:

I use Arch btw

 

And I use Archimate. That's what REAL architects do. Ups! Thread derail!

[Trooper117]

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[Cynic_Al]

Real pilots drag their tails. (That's an old one)

 

Real pilots don't think checklists are for sissies.

[J2_Bidu]

7 hours ago, Trooper117 said:

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Dammit. Didn't work.

Edited June 3, 2020 by J2_Bidu

[19//Moach]

Good pilots can make a decent landing even from a bad approach.

 

Real pilots, go around.