US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) It has come to my attention that you can't kill cows in IL2 both BOX And FC of which is a real immersion killer. Its cows and they give both milk and meat which is valuable to any war effort without cows society will crumble last i checked we were a flight sim not a vegan simulator. I fully endorse the slaughter of cows it will go a long way to give us something to do in quickmission and also be educational on how the dairy and meat industry works. Make il2 realistic and please allow cow killing thank you ? P.S its just a Joke Edited May 13, 2020 by US93_Wright 5
No.23_Gaylion Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 You weren't there in 1918, how do you know the cows died? 5
Juri_JS Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 14 minutes ago, US93_Wright said: Make il2 realistic and please allow cow killing thank you ? Already done. 2
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Juri_JS said: Already done. Yes no more Vegan simulator we won this round??? 13 minutes ago, US93_Talbot said: You weren't there in 1918, how do you know the cows died? Because they did die otherwise they would have taken over the world by now in a day known as the Moo-pocalypse! Edited May 13, 2020 by US93_Wright 2
Zooropa_Fly Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) Have we not got enough DM worries as it is ? No way that cow bottom right would have buckled after 2 rounds to a hind leg. Edited May 13, 2020 by Zooropa_Fly 5
No.23_Gaylion Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 The real question is do they get parachutes depending on which side of the lines they spawn on? 2
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 I believe the German cows do Entante cows matter!!! 2 minutes ago, US93_Talbot said: The real question is do they get parachutes depending on which side of the lines they spawn on?
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 9 minutes ago, II/JG17_HerrMurf said: Wait, there are cows???? MOOOO!!! Yes there are check out Robin's Video there's even horses too!!!!
NO.20_W_M_Thomson Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 Peta will find out about this and close FC for sure, good going Wright. 2
76SQN-FatherTed Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 I'm not sure that cows get into the food chain having been machine-gunned from the air. 2
JimTM Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 I see folks here are really milking the cow jokes. ? ? 4 1
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 6 minutes ago, =CfC=FatherTed said: I'm not sure that cows get into the food chain having been machine-gunned from the air. YoU WeREn'T ThERe!!! 39 minutes ago, NO.20_W_M_Thomson said: Peta will find out about this and close FC for sure, good going Wright. oh well, ?♂️
NO.20_W_M_Thomson Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 22 minutes ago, =CfC=FatherTed said: I'm not sure that cows get into the food chain having been machine-gunned from the air. Obvious you never had road kill on your dinner plate. 18 minutes ago, US93_Wright said: oh well, ?♂️ We'll just tell them they were stunt cows, no cows were harmed in this production.
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 (edited) Okay no cows where harmed in the making of this post/game/something. Well uhh... Except those that were bombed that was a miscalculation error ? Well who thought a 500kg bomb could make ground beef that quickly ? but don't worry I sent it as a condolence gift to PETA headquarters i think they will appreciate the thought behind it Edited May 13, 2020 by US93_Wright
NO.20_W_M_Thomson Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, US93_Wright said: Well who thought a 500kg bomb could make ground beef that quickly ? but don't worry I sent it as a condolence gift to PETA headquarters i think they will appreciate the thought behind it Send them some ground beef, tell them it's plant base,
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 Hahaha... Perfect ? That cheer em up Just now, NO.20_W_M_Thomson said: Send them some ground beef, tell them it's plant base,
76SQN-FatherTed Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 3 hours ago, NO.20_W_M_Thomson said: Obvious you never had road kill on your dinner plate. At the risk of sounding like some sort of picky-eating urbanite, I will confess that I have never eaten random meat scraped up off tarmac. I'm sure it's my loss... But at the same time, I'm not sure that lead-filled bovine corpses count as road-kill
US96_Wright Posted May 13, 2020 Author Posted May 13, 2020 Okay thats a fair point ?. But I'm sure there was an instance were maybe hypothetically you could shoot a cow with a machine gun and it ended up on a dinner plate. Though bombing it and using the remains for food is a bit of a stretch but hey if there's a will there's a way
NO.20_W_M_Thomson Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 27 minutes ago, =CfC=FatherTed said: At the risk of sounding like some sort of picky-eating urbanite, I will confess that I have never eaten random meat scraped up off tarmac. I'm sure it's my loss... But at the same time, I'm not sure that lead-filled bovine corpses count as road-kill Just think of it as all ready tenderizes for your pleasure.
WWBiker_ Posted May 13, 2020 Posted May 13, 2020 32 minutes ago, US93_Wright said: Okay thats a fair point ?. But I'm sure there was an instance were maybe hypothetically you could shoot a cow with a machine gun and it ended up on a dinner plate. Though bombing it and using the remains for food is a bit of a stretch but hey if there's a will there's a way LOL small cooper probably just knock it out 1
Beazil Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 I for one welcome our new Bovine Overlords, and will endeavor to recruit as many butter churners as I can gather! Off I go!
NO.20_W_M_Thomson Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 8 minutes ago, JG51_Beazil said: I for one welcome our new Bovine Overlords, and will endeavor to recruit as many butter churners as I can gather! Off I go! Gook luck!
Cybermat47 Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 7 hours ago, =CfC=FatherTed said: I'm not sure that cows get into the food chain having been machine-gunned from the air. Sure they do, scavengers have a field day.
No.23_Gaylion Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 Maybe you should moove around the map more adam. 1
J5_Adam Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 (edited) You’re really milking it. I guess I could go to the udder side of the map Edited May 14, 2020 by Adam 1
US96_Wright Posted May 14, 2020 Author Posted May 14, 2020 2 hours ago, Poochnboo said: Really guys, this post is udderly rediculous. Thats the point, dude lol ?
Trooper117 Posted May 14, 2020 Posted May 14, 2020 I'd rather waste time in game killing enemy pilots... you know something useful. Oh I forgot, cows can't shoot back, that explains it! If cows were piloting the planes and could retaliate, that would make sense... Imagine the shame of it, getting shot down by an ace cow! 1
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