Slap me now, I've been a bad boy

[HagarTheHorrible]

I just couldn't resist, I feel so dirty, so utterly morally bankrupt.  I blame him, it was his fault, what did he expect.

 

Having just been shot down, again, I restarted, and as I sat there, on the runway, fiddling with my flaps and what have you, bold as brass this 109 lands beside me, I mean I ask you, the cheek of it, landing on my runway.  Probably expecting a hot glass of schnapps or something for being so brave.  Well let me tell you he didn't get his schnapps, I gave him the hot something else to think about instead.  I followed him down the runway, all sneaky like, and then when he'd stopped and least expected it, I couldn't shoot a moving target, I would probably have missed and alerted the blighter, I gave him a taste of his own medicine and filled him with lead.  Serves the chap right, shooting me down and then trying to land on top of me.

 

Talking of feeling dirty, I took the 109 for a spin, it's almost embarrassing.  The only thing that saves them from a Hun in the sun is my bloomin awful shooting.

 

 

[1./KG4_Blackwolf]

Got lost and thought he was at his base? I did it in an Il2, got turned around and almost blew up my own AAA guns.

[GA_332]

he he

[johncage]

that's nothing. some guy landed the stuka at soviet airbase and proceeded to headshot pilots with his tail gunner.

[Zappatime]

All's fair in love and war !

[kendo]

that's nothing. some guy landed the stuka at soviet airbase and proceeded to headshot pilots with his tail gunner.

 

Was wondering where the tracer was coming from!?! I got hit a few times.