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[Feathered_IV]

I'm lost for words.  Somebody else have a go. 

 

Edited August 20, 2018 by Feathered_IV

[schurem]

'old mon verre de vin Jean-Claude, I got this

[HagarTheHorrible]

Did he have to pull up, alongside, and shake the doomed enemies hand before delivering a broadside ?  9mm pistols must have been about as useful as a bucket of wet sand.

[Cybermat47]

"Hold on, Miklos, I can make it look even sillier."

 

 

I guess that the men of Fliegerkompanie 15 zealously believed that pistols were more honourable than machine guns.

 

But it seems that the Soviets disagreed.

 

 

 

Edited August 20, 2018 by PB_Cybermat47

[9./JG27golani79]

[J2_Trupobaw]

14 minutes ago, HagarTheHorrible said:

Did he have to pull up, alongside, and shake the doomed enemies hand before delivering a broadside ?  9mm pistols must have been about as useful as a bucket of wet sand.

C96 was 7.63mm,  with effective range of 150m andgood exit velocity. It predates the idea that pistol has to be used at 50m or less. It compares to post-1911 automatics like assaut rifle compares to SMG.

[Cynic_Al]

1 hour ago, Feathered_IV said:

I'm lost for words.  Somebody else have a go. 

 

 

 

"By the time I reload, the enemy has pistol over me."

[unreasonable]

1 hour ago, Feathered_IV said:

I'm lost for words.  Somebody else have a go. 

 

 

"Is that a pistol in your cockpit or are you just pleased to see me?"

[schurem]

zis secret wunderwaffe vill win us ze war Heinz! I swear!

[Trooper117]

I don't even have to hit them with this thing... they will be so busy laughing they will loose control and crash!

[Zooropa_Fly]

"I missed - go around again and I'll hit the b*st*rd this time !"

[Feathered_IV]

Doogie Mauser: MG

[JimTM]

Um-pa um-pa um-pa um-pa,

roll out the barrels, 

we'll have some barrels of fun,

...

[Drum]

Yowzer, that's a lot of mauser!

[Garven]

Brrrrrrt....Sh**, now I got to reload.

[Gunter_Glieben]

Before there was Brrrrt, there was pew pew!

[Vapour]

I hate Bloody April the first.

[BMA_Hellbender]

Uh uh. I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire a hundred or only ninety?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is ten Mausers C96, the most powerful handguns in the world and would blow your wings clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, Tommy?

 

— Dirty Fritz, Mauser Force

[Cynic_Al]

I am not amaused.