Seriously....

[ACG_daffy_]

Is it only me, or if you get one have of a quarter of an eighth of a sixteenth of a tread from one tire touching the ground between taxiways and runways...you get stuck like a Buick in a mud bog?  

[II/JG17_HerrMurf]

Only you, unless we are talking about the Bf110.

 

Release the back pressure on the elevator and gun it briefly. The airflow over the elevator buries some of the twins in the soft stuff.

[Phantom-103]

So.....Your Buick isn't a  Grand Sport Stage 1 with a 455ci POSI?

[Jade_Monkey]

Only if you are on a Bf110 and a snow map.  In that case you better not touch that snow.

[[CPT]milopugdog]

You gaze into the snow, and the snow gazes into you.

It knows you're terrible at taxiing. It waits for the opportune moment.

Your left wheel touches the crisp snow. It pulls you in like a fisherman on crack. "I can get out of this" you think throttling up and applying full left rudder.

Before you can respond, your nose is in the ground. You've been had.

He-111s, Bf-110s, Ju-88s; it doesn't matter. The snow takes what it wants.

[No601_Swallow]

You gaze into the snow, and the snow gazes into you....

Your left wheel touches the crisp snow. It pulls you in like a fisherman on crack....

He-111s, Bf-110s, Ju-88s; it doesn't matter. The snow takes what it wants.

 

 See that thar? That's poetry, that is!

 

Taxiing: the horror, the horror...

[ACG_daffy_]

You gaze into the snow, and the snow gazes into you.

It knows you're terrible at taxiing. It waits for the opportune moment.

Your left wheel touches the crisp snow. It pulls you in like a fisherman on crack. "I can get out of this" you think throttling up and applying full left rudder.

Before you can respond, your nose is in the ground. You've been had.

He-111s, Bf-110s, Ju-88s; it doesn't matter. The snow takes what it wants.

That...I like that.  Nice!  lol