Guys please...

[=BKHZ=Furbs]

Lighten up a little...

 

[Uufflakke]

   Or relax a bit with origami

 

[DD_bongodriver]

Nope, the FM looks all wrong

[SYN_Jedders]

...and that sun clearly isn't benefiting from antialiasing...

[DD_bongodriver]

For god's sake don't put a clickable pit in it

[Uufflakke]

For god's sake don't put a clickable pit in it

 

That is what happens when Oleg and Luthier put their hands on origami.

[ATAG_Slipstream]

Those trees are the wrong colour, not realistic at all.

[YoYo]

Nope, the FM looks all wrong

 

Will be patched, two weeks, be sure ; > .

[II/JG17_HerrMurf]

I know this is WIP but really, this is the only plane we get in during the pre-early access??

[ATAG_Slipstream]

I'm still stunned thats the VVS pilot suit the founders chose in the poll.

[HeavyCavalrySgt]

That FM is a joke.  The kid doesn't fall when they slip on the ice but they do fall just from bending over?  Come on.  I can find dozens of videos of people falling when they slip on ice.

[II./JG27_Rich]

Lighten up a little...

 

 

 

Anyone like Superstock Abody Hemi cars? GO DARTS

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF--bveErYo

 

Edited November 14, 2013 by II./JG27_Rich

[GOAT-ACEOFACES]

if not for youself, do it for the chillllren

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOVkltJ-gdc&noredirect=1

Edited November 14, 2013 by ACEOFACES

[SYN_DerHesse70]

Anyone like Superstock Abody Hemi cars? GO DARTS

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF--bveErYo

 

 

:dance:

[[I./JG2]Commandz]

=BKHZ=Furbs you made me smile 

[LukeFF]

Those clouds look terrible.

[Tone71]

   Or relax a bit with origami

 

I pre-ordered some paper (A4 edition), now you're telling me I have to make it myself? Jeez...

[II./JG27_Rich]

I'm glad the mood has gotten lighter  If this sim is succesful one thing I am very much looking forward to are the later model 109 P-51 match ups. I was such a bone-head here if you look carefully I have the rudder pressed over. I think I may have been able to get this guy but as the few who know me I can't hit a barn if i were 3 feet away from it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLP6dtHaCRU

Edited November 14, 2013 by II./JG27_Rich

[71st_AH_Hooves]

Or relax a bit with origami

 

Clouds clearly not volumetric. Want paper refund.

[II./JG27_Rich]

Calm men...CALM!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTtPmiaP4W8

Edited November 14, 2013 by II./JG27_Rich

[VA_NAVY]

 

 

 

 

Rumored founders additional gift aircraft, can easily be flown using just a mouse and has UFO capabilities.

[Feathered_IV]

That snow is just a faceholder, er... placeholder

[Uufflakke]

I pre-ordered some paper (A4 edition), now you're telling me I have to make it myself? Jeez...

 

Yep.

Unlockables you know.

You have to grind to unlock it.

[Tone71]

Was looking forward to the paper hat but I hear it's only available to those that pre-ordered on a Tuesday, and won't fit unless you bought the Super Premium A3 edition.

[Rjel]

=BKHZ=Furbs you made me smile 

Well for God's sake make him stop!

[LuftManu]

The damage mode looks Wrong, refund! 

[NZTyphoon]

   Or relax a bit with origami

 

 

Ha! Now this is real Origami...making an F-15

 

 

And this is the end result, with some judicious photo-shopping.

 

[LuftManu]

New Sneek Peak! Formation Flaying of the Super PRE- Order!

 

[Creepermoss]

 

 

 

 

Rumored founders additional gift aircraft, can easily be flown using just a mouse and has UFO capabilities.

There's a war thunder joke here somewhere...

[II./JG27_Rich]

There's a war thunder joke here somewhere...

Warthunder - Iron Skies Edition 

[Cybermat47]

Warthunder - Iron Skies Edition 

Then I would play it.

 

Take me to Die Glocke and my Hanebau V!

[DD_bongodriver]

Top marks to Furbs, this thread seems to have everyone just having fun, such a nice change.

[pilotpierre]

Did anyone notice the date - 2003. The technology is 10 years out of date.

[VA_NAVY]

Thats when they said it would be released shortly for the first but not last time.

 

Deja vu???? Have we been there before?

Edited November 15, 2013 by NAVY

[Trident_109]

I know I'll get htis wrong. Hopefully someone will remember the paraphrased quote better than I, but I'll give it a go any way. i haven't seen the quote for a lot of years so......

 

"Who said the L'Avion's ailerons are made out of parchment? Put that book away and never open it."

Edited November 15, 2013 by Robert

[trollef]

Was looking forward to the paper hat but I hear it's only available to those that pre-ordered on a Tuesday, and won't fit unless you bought the Super Premium A3 edition.

 

 

Did a developer say that?! When?! Where?!

 

I thought you could only wear the paper hat Tuesdays- Thursdays, not that you'd need the Super Premium A3 edition as well??!!

[DD_bongodriver]

Paper hat? When I pre ordered I was under the impression we got tin foil hats, I will never trust again.

[FlatSpinMan]

Can't you damned well read?!

The preorder screen clearly states

"Those who pre-order with the Premium A3 early-Early access edition before the end of the month (unless there are 31 days in said month, in which case it is before the 29th of the month) will receive an ALUMINIUM foil hat which may be worn on/from/until no earlier than the latest day of the start of the middle of the Southern Hemisphere winter (lunar calendar).

 

Those who have just the Premium A3 regular Early access edition will be allowed to fabricate an aluminium foil hat and wear it on days including the letter 'n', but are required to purchase materials at their own additional expense, and to inscribe the letters UW upon to indicate their unworthiness.

 

Those who have ordered the Regular A3 early regular gold access (silver class) may fart at their leisure, but are strictly forbidden from the wearing or the fabrication of any hats made of metallic or otherwise metal-derived or -inspired materials. Should they so desire, for an additional five dollars they may apply to the general discussion forum for permission to swathe their heads in toilet paper (damp). Success in this on no less than five (5) consecutive occasions will earn them an upgrade to dry toilet paper swathing (which is unlocked from the start for holders of the Premium early-Early access edition, unless purchased after the beginning of the Pre-early Early access transition period zone timeframe).

 

Those who opt for the Regular A3 premium late-early access are entitled to wrap cling film around their heads, on or after the Vernal Equinox (Northern Hemisphere)."

 

I really don't see what the issue is here at all, you smacktards.

[Skoshi_Tiger]

But it's only the 15th of the month and my older brother fabricated the aluminum hat on the 29 of last moth an left it on the lower peg and forgot to move it to the upper peg before he went to recess the day before.

 

Does this mean I need to wait till the 29th of this month to shift pegs or start again after recess??

 

Oh! Does anyone have any linseed oil that I can borrow????

Edited November 15, 2013 by Skoshi_Tiger

[JaMz]

Those who opt for the Regular A3 premium late-early access are entitled to wrap cling film around their heads

 

 

 

Don't try this at home kids, its not big or clever..

 

You will suffocate and die