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Dirty Canopy - Shoud we fire the russian cleaners?


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IRRE_Rolluptito
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Dear good-weather makers,

 

I have some troubles these days with the ground personnal. I think they want me dead, and they hate me so much that they don't even clean my canopy anymore (which is a -REALLY- important think up there!). That makes me pananoid. I see a contact -when possible, across all this spilled oil-, then I engage my defensive manœuvres, barrel roll, almost shit in my flight-pants, and realise that it's just another crushed mosquito on my canopy. 

 

I'm really jealous of german cleaners. How good they are!!! 

 

What should I do? Should I talk to my captain to have those cleaners fired? Should we send some spies in germans airfields to infiltrate the ground crews and learn how they do clean canopy? Should I surrender and try to take the first train to germany before my crew definitly get rid of me?

 

Thousand of thanks.  :salute:

 

Rolluptito 

IRRE_Rolluptito
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Ps: I'll post screenshots asap. ;)

Posted

Maybe they're underpaid !  :P

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Comrad Rolluptito,

 

Your lack of faith in the spirit of the soviet workers leads you to a counter-revolutionnary appreciation of the sacrifices made by courageous cleaners who happen to be member of the communist party, which you are not.

 

Your next contribution to the socialist war effort will certainly be digging deep in the snows Siberia.

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The last pilot who complained about the state of his FW190's dirty windscreen/canopy was removed from flight duties and sent to Stalingrad at Pitomic airfield defence unit (penal Battalion)

 

You have been warned :cool:

 

Cheers Dakpilot

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IRRE_Rolluptito
Posted

Hello there!  :)

 

Here is what I was talking about. Our pretty mecanics fingerprints! 

 

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Posted

I don't mind the smudges.

 

I think the scratches are too visible. Look through a scratched window, your eyes won't focus on those tiny scratches unless you intentionally focus your eyes on those tiny scratches. 

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The smudges are there to give canopy and the glass more 3D feeling, more realistic i think.

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