I won the lottery.... again

[Rjel]

I'm not sure how many times I've won now. Must be 75 or 80. Really it's more money than I can use. If anyone else wants to ante up the $96, it's yours. Good to know the Fbi ofice is on the job. None of this bankers, doctors or Secretary General of the U.N. crap. Also a bold change by plainly asking for money right in the email. Clever. Very clever. On a serious note, if these jokers really want to suck someone in to sending them money, for God's sake at least use spell check.

 

 

Fbi Ofice

Today at 2:33 PM

 

Anti-Terrorist And Monetary Crimes Division
FBI Headquarters, Washington, D.C.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation
J.Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, Nw Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
www.fbi.gov


ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

This e-mail has been issued to you in order to Officially inform you that we have completed an investigation on an International Payment in which was issued to you by an International Lottery Company. With the help of our newly developed technology (International Monitoring Network System) we discovered that your e-mail address was automatically selected by an Online Balloting System, this has legally won you the sum of $2.4million USD from a Lottery Company outside the United States of America. During our investigation we discovered that your e-mail won the money from an Online Balloting System and we have authorized this winning to be paid to you via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT.

Normally, it will take up to 5 business days for an INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT by your local bank. We have successfully notified this company on your behalf that funds are to be drawn from a registered bank within the world winded, so as to enable you cash the check instantly without any delay, henceforth the stated amount of $2.4million USD has been deposited with IMF.

We have completed this investigation and you are hereby approved to receive the winning prize as we have verified the entire transaction to be Safe and 100% risk free, due to the fact that the funds have been deposited with IMF you will be required to settle the following bills directly to the Lottery Agent in-charge of this transaction whom is located in Cotonou, Benin Republic. According to our discoveries, you were required to pay for the following,

(1) Deposit Fee's ( IMF INTERNATIONAL CLEARANCE CERTIFICATE )
(3) Shipping Fee's ( This is the charge for shipping the Cashier's Check to your home address)

The total amount for everything is $96.00 We have tried our possible best to indicate that this $96.00 should be deducted from your winning prize but we found out that the funds have already been deposited IMF and cannot be accessed by anyone apart from you the winner, therefore you will be required to pay the required fee's to the Agent in-charge of this transaction

In order to proceed with this transaction, you will be required to contact the agent in-charge ( Mr. ken Jackson ) via e-mail. Kindly look below to find appropriate contact information:

CONTACT AGENT NAME: Mr. ken Jackson
E-MAIL:(kenjackson8826@outlook.com)
PHONE NUMBER: +229-9878-5927

You will be required to e-mail him with the following information:

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how to send the required $96.00 in order to immediately ship your prize of $2.4million USD via INTERNATIONAL CERTIFIED BANK DRAFT from IMF, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction : EA2948-910.

This letter will serve as proof that the Federal Bureau Of Investigation is authorizing you to pay the required $96.00 ONLY to Mr. ken Jackson via information in which he shall send to you,

 
Mr.James B. Comey
Federal Bureau of Investigation F B I
Yours in Service,James B. Comey,
Director Office of Public Affairs

[Revvin]

It always makes me smile when I read the email and see how creative they can get with the story and how important they make themselves sound with posh sounding titles etc and claim to be from some prestigious organisation and then sign off giving you a nondescript gmail account or hotmail account to respond to

[=LD=Hethwill]

And long lost aunts rich beyond imagination in the depths of the African territory and that in their last moments think about a nephew they probably never saw.

 

I wonder if they mistake me for Alan Quatermaine's long lost offspring.

[SOLIDKREATE]

I always send them a picture of a big giant penis.

[JaMz]

lol

[Valisk61]

I always send them a picture of a big giant penis.

 

 Some people go a lot further than that... This particular scambait is hilarious: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

[J2_Trupobaw]

So, FBI is monitoring wins from foreign lotteries nowadays? I thought it's NSA  .

[SOLIDKREATE]

 Some people go a lot further than that... This particular scambait is hilarious: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

 

 

Oh yeah I saw this one a few months ago. I was busting up laughing so hard!

[MarcoRossolini]

 Some people go a lot further than that... This particular scambait is hilarious: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

 

Still reading through it, bloody hilarious! Love the Monty Python references.

[LukeFF]

 Some people go a lot further than that... This particular scambait is hilarious: http://www.419eater.com/html/bigman.htm

 

   

 

Yep, it's a good one!

[II./JG77Timairborne]

the fact that those guys took all that time to mess with these scammers is hillarious. 

[LukeFF]

the fact that those guys took all that time to mess with these scammers is hillarious. 

 

Yeah, part of their philosophy is that the more they get those scammers to do these ridiculous things for them, the less time they (the scammers) can spend trying to scam someone else. Read this one just to see how far these scum will go to try to take someone else's money: http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/

[FlatSpinMan]

Wow! That was amazing. He had Ony Obo strung along so well. Bizarre that a scammer couldn't spot one aimed at him.

[LukeFF]

Wow! That was amazing. He had Ony Obo strung along so well. Bizarre that a scammer couldn't spot one aimed at him.

 

I've concluded after reading about these scams that most of these guys are as dumb as rocks.

[352nd_Wheels]

Don't spend the money all in one place.

 

Wheels