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Is there anything better than bacon and egg sarnies on a Sunday morning?

 

*munch

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Nothing works without Coffee..

 

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DD_bongodriver
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Bacon and egg sarnie in the morning is second best to boerewors on a barbeque any time of day.

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Sausages beat everything. They work as breakfast, morning tea, lunch, afternoon tea, dinner, AND as snacks. They are the food gods.

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Bongo, its pissing down outside. the bbq might be tricky. :)

DD_bongodriver
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There are times you just have to take second best.

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Try using am umbrella. Almost did that once finishing bbq season with a buddy of mine in October a couple years ago.

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Nothing works without Coffee..

 

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aaaaaaand waffles!

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Hungarian goulash soup over here.

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Cappuccino e cornetto con marmellata.  :P 

DD_bongodriver
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I'm getting a semi food-on now.......

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Coffee, croissants, the Archers Omnibus.  Look out the window and note the horizontal rain.

 

 "Gosh, my dear. Just look at that fuggin' awful weather. Looks like I will be unable to mow the lawn, paint the house or lay those bricks. What a pity."

 

Retire to man cave and fire up CoD, Rof and soon BoS.

 

 

Actually, because we're being serious now, the best breakfast in the world is a five mile run along a Scottish beach followed by fresh Kippers from a van with a doorstep of buttered bread, a big mug of hot sweet tea and a leisurely Bensons. 

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Is there anything better than bacon and egg sarnies on a Sunday morning?

 

*munch

It's good, but I reckon a "Full English breakfast" is a serious contender.

 

Bacon : Three pieces of glorious dry cured back bacon, preferably locally sourced and grilled to crispy perfection.

 

Sausage : Two wonderfully plump sausages, (Cumberland sausages for me), and cooked in a way that keeps in the juices.

 

Black Pudding : (or not :unsure: ) Two generous slices of black pudding can add tradition to any English breakfast, an acquired taste it could be said.

 

Baked Beans : Contained within a small pot of their own (if you're posh) or straight onto the plate usually.

 

Fried Tomato : A half slice of a large, plump and fresh fried tomato.

 

Fried Mushrooms : A handful of fried mushrooms.

 

Fried Egg’s : Two fresh eggs, fried so that the yellow yolk remains runny and the white is perfectly cooked through.

 

Fried Bread : A slice of fresh white bread, fried to crispy perfection and dry to the touch.

 

 

Fresh Coffee : Piping hot, freshly ground (we'll have none of that instant rubbish thank you) and topped up regularly.

 

Fresh Toast : Three slices of freshly toasted bread, white or brown according to preference.

 

Condiments : Butter, a selection of jams & marmalade, freshly ground salt & pepper, HP sauce & Heinz tomato ketchup.

 

 

 

It's a heart attack on a plate. A great plate of cholestorol to help clog up your arteries. Get it while it's hot, before it solidifies into a great solid lump you could use to grease Antonov AN-225 wheel bearings with.

 

It won't make you too popular with your doctor, but by 'eck it tastes damn good. :lol:

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ATAG_Slipstream
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I had some chocolate biscuits for breakfast, but in my defense I am on a diet! I WILL be eating sausages later though.

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Arthur, Bensons? yuk! did you not see my 'quit smoking' thread?

 

Posh bacon, large free range eggs, thick toasted brown wholemeal bread with real butter, bit of tom sauce, salt and black pepper followed by a big mug of tea and a lovely tobacco free smoke on my vaper, 'virgin rolling tobacco with caramel' favour ...guilt free smoking! :)

DD_bongodriver
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Quit smoking?....you won't live any longer, it will just feel like it.

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Arthur, Bensons? yuk! did you not see my 'quit smoking' thread?

 

Posh bacon, large free range eggs, thick toasted brown wholemeal bread with real butter, bit of tom sauce, salt and black pepper followed by a big mug of tea and a lovely tobacco free smoke on my vaper, 'virgin rolling tobacco with caramel' favour ...guilt free smoking! :)

 

 Yes Furbs.  I understand you and Bliss now run hand in hand through fields of wild flowers in slow motion whilst clutching your battery powered bong. :P   Lets not get all Pete Townsend about it.

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Hey! you leave Bliss out of this, il have you know under the surface Bliss is a very sensitive, caring and attractive man and if we happen to share a interest in wild flowers, sweet favoured tobacco and weekends in the mountains, its no business but ours.

 

*flounces off in a big girly strop

DD_bongodriver
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is beginning to wonder what is really being smoked......

ATAG_Slipstream
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I'm surprised you haven't been tazered yet Furbs, walking around with that vape stuff in public.

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I can't eat geese in the morning either.

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