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The solution to all the Developers problems is surprisingly easy to overcome.

I suddenly realised today that the main problem is ourselves, and that we are all suffering from SAD... 'Seasonal Affective Disorder'

 

I know this, as when I attempt to play the game I suddenly feel irritable and down... Flying in that awful winter setting with the endless snow is so depressing.

Yet when I play on a summer map with my old IL2 I feel happy and carefree... Amazing  :)

 

Then I realised I must have SAD, and so I looked up the symptoms;

 

feelings of despair

feelings of guilt and worthlessness

indecisiveness

tearfulness

feeling stressed or anxious

feeling irritable

 

And yes, I only get these symptoms when I play BoS in these awful dreary and snowy wastes!

 

So fellow pilots, the Dev's course of action is clear... Release a 'summer map' and all our worries will disappear as we enjoy flying in a carefree and joyous manner as we prosecute the war!

 

No more worries about 'unlocks' and 'grinding the XP' as we merrily obliterate each other in the summer skies... we will forget our grumblings and just enjoy natures summer colours... peace at last!

 

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BlitzPig_Bill_Kelso
Posted

Or buy a SAD lamp and shine it on you when you fly!

Posted

The solution to all the Developers problems is surprisingly easy to overcome.

I suddenly realised today that the main problem is ourselves, and that we are all suffering from SAD... 'Seasonal Affective Disorder'

 

I know this, as when I attempt to play the game I suddenly feel irritable and down... Flying in that awful winter setting with the endless snow is so depressing.

Yet when I play on a summer map with my old IL2 I feel happy and carefree... Amazing   :)

 

Then I realised I must have SAD, and so I looked up the symptoms;

 

feelings of despair

feelings of guilt and worthlessness

indecisiveness

tearfulness

feeling stressed or anxious

feeling irritable

 

And yes, I only get these symptoms when I play BoS in these awful dreary and snowy wastes!

 

So fellow pilots, the Dev's course of action is clear... Release a 'summer map' and all our worries will disappear as we enjoy flying in a carefree and joyous manner as we prosecute the war!

 

No more worries about 'unlocks' and 'grinding the XP' as we merrily obliterate each other in the summer skies... we will forget our grumblings and just enjoy natures summer colours... peace at last!

 

great!! :lol:

Posted

I don't feel sad when  see plane burning and hurling toward the earth.

ShamrockOneFive
Posted

Do you not live somewhere with real winter? :)

 

It looks like Battle of Stalingrad's snowy fields outside my window right now :)

Posted

When I was a kid, we had lots of snow and a frozen lake in winter. So I enjoy the winter landscape, as it reminds me of the good old times :)

Anw.StG2_Tyke
Posted

Yeah... for sure... and I get cancer while playing BoS because I get the same symptomes like brain cancer.... but because of the giant pile of bugs and/or wrong modeling in the game....

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79_vRAF_Friendly_flyer
Posted

I don't feel sad when  see plane burning and hurling toward the earth.

 

The flames functions as a substitute for the sun, releasing endorphins and make you want to eat and breed and all that.

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79_vRAF_Friendly_flyer
Posted

This helps?

Lagg3_4_003.jpg

Posted

only if you show me the pper side of that plane... i see a different exhaust system like on the old LaaGG-3 Series 4. but the Series 4 had retractable tail wheel.
so is the gun setup the same? 1x20mm 1x12.7? or is it the 5 Gun version... 1x20 2x12.7 2x7.7?

LaGG-3-4serie_2mt.jpg

Posted

Not sure how serious Troopers post is but yes, I've been seriously noticing some of things he writes of ;). I'd add the grinding nature of campaign, with repetitive missions and hopeless sense that your actions have no wider meaning except getting unlocks - a perfect match to the winter Stalingrad scenario, which had as little romantism as you can get in air war theatre. It sure it immersive, though, in flying with gritted teeth in joyless war sense :).

To much realism?

Posted

only if you show me the pper side of that plane...

 

 

Lagg3_4_004.jpg

 

Lagg3_4_002.jpg

Posted

Possessed lagg with no pilot, looks like the priests did not bless it enough!

Posted

Do not dispair give them a push in the right direction. :)

[KWN]T-oddball
Posted

The solution to all the Developers problems is surprisingly easy to overcome.

I suddenly realised today that the main problem is ourselves, and that we are all suffering from SAD... 'Seasonal Affective Disorder'

 

I know this, as when I attempt to play the game I suddenly feel irritable and down... Flying in that awful winter setting with the endless snow is so depressing.

Yet when I play on a summer map with my old IL2 I feel happy and carefree... Amazing   :)

 

Then I realised I must have SAD, and so I looked up the symptoms;

 

feelings of despair

feelings of guilt and worthlessness

indecisiveness

tearfulness

feeling stressed or anxious

feeling irritable

 

And yes, I only get these symptoms when I play BoS in these awful dreary and snowy wastes!

 

So fellow pilots, the Dev's course of action is clear... Release a 'summer map' and all our worries will disappear as we enjoy flying in a carefree and joyous manner as we prosecute the war!

 

No more worries about 'unlocks' and 'grinding the XP' as we merrily obliterate each other in the summer skies... we will forget our grumblings and just enjoy natures summer colours... peace at last!

 

I see the liqueur cabinet was left unlocked...again :):P

This helps?

Lagg3_4_003.jpg

 

BoM screen shot?

Posted

''I see the liqueur cabinet was left unlocked...again'' :):P

 

 

Don't know about that, never touch that stuff... However, liquor is another matter.

79_vRAF_Friendly_flyer
Posted

BoM screen shot?

 

Spot on!

 

I searched for "LaGG-3 sunny summer", and there she was.

 

It's strictly speaking autumn, but it looked so nice and sunny, I thought it might help Trooper's mood.

Posted (edited)

Damn.
DAMN.
I want that for BoS. She is my favorite LaGG Dumptruck.
IIRC she could carry 8 rockets too instead of 6.
The one and only TRUE Dumptruck.


 

Edited by Hawker_Typhoon
6./ZG26_5tuka
Posted (edited)

Let me give it a try ;)

 

Version 1.006
 
 
We present the new version today with cool new MP feautures and some fixes for previously introduced content due to puclic demand.
 
Changle log for v.1.006:
- Unlocks can be earned in MP. The previous MP point system was replaced by a XP point system. Check the dev diary for more detail.
- MP player count raised to 75 again

- squadrom support has been added. For more info about this feauture check our dev diary.
- improved server stability allowing for more players to fly with less lag
- ai behaviour has been refined for campaign. Read more about it in our recent dev blog.
- all plane trim functions can be bind to axis now
- improved game performance

- improved DM for radial engines to catch less fire and sustain moer damage

- manual engine start controlls have been added. Read the diary for further info.
 

Flight model changes:

- aerodynamical parameters have been refined for all planes. We located certain issues and  adressed them accordingly thx to your feedback.

- G-2 and Fw 190 non linear throttle fixed

- IL-2 too low stall speed fixed

- Performances have been adjusted to better reflect our manual data. Overall accurancy increased by 2%.

 

Changes due to public demand:

- custom graphic settings have been reintroduced. Old presets will still be availabel ingame.

- custom realism settings for campaign have been added

- skin viewer Beta has been published. Pls read our dev diary for more info about how to work with it and publish your skins

- FMB beta has been published. Download it from our main site, a guide will be posted on the forum shortly after.

- dserver is now availabel to everyone

 

You can discuss this news in this thread

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Edited by [Jg26]5tuka
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Posted

Let me give it a try ;)

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

2 weeks? Or this coming week? We shall know by the 25th or 26th of this week. right :unsure:

Posted (edited)

Yes, palm trees, green mountains, waterfalls, bluegreen lagoons... this would at least in part sooth the beast within. 

 

White sucks on a computer, which is what's wrong with the current BOS maps.  I recon when they put out the summer and fall maps, they'll be the preferred choice overall. 

 

I can't get my CCC color profiles to save, so I have a hard time with a consistent video setup for all times of day in BOS.  Sometimes it's great, and other times I guess I left my sunglasses back at the base.  :huh:

 

And severe haze every day?  What, is the pollen count up for the holidays?  One out of ten should be clear, no?

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[KWN]T-oddball
Posted

Let me give it a try ;)

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

 

for a moment I thought this was real.....cheeky sod :P

6./ZG26_5tuka
Posted

for a moment I thought this was real.....cheeky sod :P

Welll now we know for sure it's (unfortunately) not ;)  :mellow:  :(

 

*Forgot the Ju 52 note with cockpit :biggrin:

Posted

They need to model some global warming in , for some nice snowless maps along with a few dying polar bears because without snow that's what they do .( funny how they can live at the local zoo without snow though )

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