How to join the BoS love squad

[=LD=Hethwill]

ATTENTION!

 

 

YOU THERE, THE GOOFY-LOOKING GUY. YOUR CALLSIGN, AGE AND SQUAD!

Hethwill... Khan, 39 years old, Dweeb 1st class Loose Deuce squad, sir!

WHAT A RIDICULOUS NAME IS THAT! YOU MUST BE THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WRESTLE WITH STEPPE GOATS! WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE PLANE AND GAME MODE ?

No Sir, I prefer well rounded pin-up female specimens.

I fly Red Star, Lagg-3 and I am an Ace in Single Player !!! I like MP the most. Waiting for Squad only events Sir !

( ... and i try to convince everyone of how Ace i am in MP as well !!! )

AHA! SO YOU´RE AN UGLY FANBOY HUH !!!? HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING?

I wear this Early Founder skin Sir ! I play 1 Campaign mission per day plus go dweeb a bit on MP.

PATHETIC! YOU FESTERING CAMPAIGN SINGLE PLAYER MAGGOT!

ONE MISSION PER DAY !?!?! THAT´S LESS THAN MY PARAKEET HAS  PLAYED!

But...but.... ( tears surge )... I been here for twen... (sobs) twenty years ... Sir...

DON`T TRY YOUR LUCK WITH ME YOU STINKING, MISSHAPED STICKTARD!

DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW A PLANE FLIES

I am not a pilot sir. Not even ultra lights... Plus no degree in physics nor aerodynamics...

PILOT !!?!? DEGREE !?!?! OH MY SAINTS AND ALL BLAZING FARTs OF GREAT WAR HEROES...

...I`M OUTTA HERE!

But...hey wait! SIIIIIIIR....

What about my love for the game ?

 

 

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make your own versions

Edited October 30, 2014 by =LD=Hethwill_Khan

[Finkeren]

Pure genious

[Lusekofte]

That was hilarious 

[II./JG27_Rich]

                    

Edited October 30, 2014 by II./JG27_Rich

[Bearcat]

Ooooo kay

[Bearcat]

Reopened after communicating with OP.

[=LD=Hethwill]

Cheers BCat.

 

For community sake

 

This thread is no intended as acidic and sarcastic.

Actually I try, and sorry if I give way to misinterpretations, but it is funny introduction for players of BoS with both the bright and dark humours.

 

Hope you guys make your own in due time

[Bearcat]

No worries..