BoS girls where?

[Mastermariner]

No BoS girls at the show? Not even booze?

 

http://english.people.com.cn/n/2014/0923/c98649-8786566.html

 

Master

[Zak]

Nah, we're no going anywhere at all

[Feathered_IV]

Girls are in the mail 

[Finkeren]

I thought we were trying to draw in a female player base as well? Wouldn't it be better to have tall, muscular BoS-hunks oiled up and parading around in thongs and ushankas?

[HagarTheHorrible]

I thought we were trying to draw in a female player base as well? Wouldn't it be better to have tall, muscular BoS-hunks oiled up and parading around in thongs and ushankas?

I'm sorry but that's just taking the Nazi homoerotic thing a massive step to far. It's supposed to be cold out there, there's no way in hell I'm fighting, 300 style, in some Swastika covered leather thong, regardless of how much goose fat you promise to rub over me.

[Finkeren]

I think you misunderstood me Hagar. Both the nazi- and the homoerotic part must be wishful thinking on your part this one's purely for the ladies

[oneeyeddog]

If this turns into some strange 'show me your cockpit' thread, I'm outta here.

[79_vRAF_Friendly_flyer]

If this turns into some strange 'show me your cockpit' thread, I'm outta here.

 

LOL!

[LLv34_Flanker]

S!

 

 Straight hetero, the manly latino way-thread?!

[HagarTheHorrible]

I think you misunderstood me Hagar. Both the nazi- and the homoerotic part must be wishful thinking on your part this one's purely for the ladies

Your the one who brought it up, so to speak ;-)

 

Good grief, either my job is very boring or a private, single sex, education has corrupted my sense of humour for ever. Why, when my parents chose to send me to a single sex school, didn't they just send me to an all girls school instead, I'd have enjoyed myself so much more, not to mention I might not have arthritis of the wrist from excess use.

[II/JG17_HerrMurf]

Oh, look. It's time for a lock after only ten posts...........yeesh.

[Finkeren]

Come on HerrMurf. It's all fun and games. I don't think anyone's taking any of this seriously.

[sallee]

I am.

[sallee]

OK. I'm not.

[Leaf]

[sallee]

Blerk.....

[AceRevo]

Our game is good enough as it its, we dont need short dressed girls to attrack new pilots

[II/JG17_HerrMurf]

Attrack; is that attracting and attacking at the same time?

[Leaf]

Attrack; is that attracting and attacking at the same time?

 

Some people are into that kind of thing...

[HagarTheHorrible]

Attrack; is that attracting and attacking at the same time?

 

That's modern relationships for you.

 

 

Our game is good enough as it its, we dont need short dressed girls to attrack new pilots

 

I quiet agree, you're absolutely correct, HOWEVER, in the interests of fairness and in order to get a more rounded and balanced perspective of these short dressed girls (personally I'm not fussy, I'll go with anyone who'll have me short or tall) I would be more than willing to subject myself (don't say I wouldn't take one for the community, some sacrifices have to be made) to the booth babe test and ensure they know their way around a HOTAS and are capable of fully getting to grips with a pilots joystick.

Edited September 23, 2014 by HagarTheHorrible

[DD_bongodriver]

There are probably loads of girls here already, it's just they are smart enough to keep it quiet to prevent the mass nerdgasm

[unreasonable]

There are no girls here. They have better things to do, like polish their toe-nails.  Plenty of girlie-men though.

[unreasonable]

You should see me in boxers!

[Feathered_IV]

I thought we were trying to draw in a female player base as well? Wouldn't it be better to have tall, muscular BoS-hunks oiled up and parading around in thongs and ushankas?

 

Quite right. 

 

[DD_bongodriver]

Here's one just for you raaaid.

 

[Mastermariner]

The initial post was to show some female beauties and to ask "where are to cosplay pilotees".

But since you all brought up the subject about female participants in the forum I can, if my memory serves me right' only recall one, she had the handle of something like "Bitshfish" and was constantly ranting about some Japanese airplane. I believe she was the girlfriend of RayBanJokey, but my memory might fail me there. So the Q perhaps is: Why only men? (Including as pointed out "Girlie Men".)

 

Master

[sallee]

Lebillfish?

I think she did once cause a nerdgasm by posting a photo of herself for about 2 minutes. I missed it as I was rubbing myself all over with rhubarb at the time. I think she used to be a pole dancer. She does her laundry at the...oh damn, better not say that.

I'm sure there are many ladies here. Many may be nurdettes.

[DD_bongodriver]

yeah thats what i call a woman with a pair of balls

 

with the best meaning of course

 

one of unreasonables girlie-men from Bangkok

[sallee]

one of unreasonables girlie-men from Bangkok

Yes, I mean, he knows about what them girl things do, like polishing their toenails. It's too much inside information. Not the sort of thing a flight-simmer would know........ I says he must be one...or have been one.

[pilotpierre]

Lebillfish?

I think she did once cause a nerdgasm by posting a photo of herself for about 2 minutes. I missed it as I was rubbing myself all over with rhubarb at the time. I think she used to be a pole dancer. She does her laundry at the...oh damn, better not say that.

I'm sure there are many ladies here. Many may be nurdettes.

I remember that, from memory it was taken on a boat and she was wearing a blue bikini?

[HagarTheHorrible]

There are plenty of girls (is that patronising in a way that women or boys isn't ?) on the forums. I should know, I attract them like flies, always chasing after me, maybe it's just my magnetic charm (is lead magmatic ?). The only problem is that when they get close enough they just tend to shoot me down in flames.

[sallee]

I remember that, from memory it was taken on a boat and she was wearing a blue bikini?

Obviously burned into the memory...screenshot?

[sallee]

There are plenty of girls (is that patronising in a way that women or boys isn't ?) on the forums. I should know, I attract them like flies, always chasing after me, maybe it's just my magnetic charm (is lead magmatic ?). The only problem is that when they get close enough they just tend to shoot me down in flames.

After your story in another thread, we know why you attract flies....

so i see most fellows here come from the ubizoo

 

how about this

 

Best photo of a pixie in a Spitfire I think I've ever seen. Top ten anyway.

[Feathered_IV]

I remember there was the beach shot she posted too.  Funny stuff.  I miss those Ubi days. 

[Mastermariner]

Miss it? Nha, I was banned most of the time and had a mega job to constantly register under new aliases.

Now back to the ladies!

Master

[FlatSpinMan]

"Best photo of a pixie in a Spitfire I think I've ever seen. Top ten anyway."

 

This really made me laugh.

[sallee]

Good!

[unreasonable]

one of unreasonables girlie-men from Bangkok

Living as a bachelor in Bangkok (great name, that, all things considered) it is essential to be able to distinguish between girls and girlie-men (aka ladyboys). Otherwise you might get more than you bargained for!

[Finkeren]

Quite right.

 

YES! This is what I'm talking about! Now Exchange that cowboy hat for an ushanka, and we're good to go.

[Mikey]

Living as a bachelor in Bangkok (great name, that, all things considered) it is essential to be able to distinguish between girls and girlie-men (aka ladyboys). Otherwise you might get more than you bargained for!