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The work on the next IL2 GB title is in full swing and the release of the first a/c, the P-47D-22 is just around the corner.

If you´re looking forward to it but you don´t have the money at the moment, don´t despair since there is good news:

I have one shiny and brand new „Battle of Normandy Premium Edition“-license key waiting for a keen owner.

 

Usually in the give-away business it is „first come first serve“. Or you have to pick a random number.

Both systems have their advantages, except two things: One might be just too late to the party or simply unlucky.

So, in order to increase your chances and to make it a bit more entertaining for everyone, here are the conditions:

 

1.    Ask yourself the question: „Do I want to own that title?“.

       I assume for most of us that will be a big fat „YEEEEEEESSSS!“.

 

2.    Ask yourself the question: „Why do I want to own that title?“.

       And here comes the part, where you can actually actively increase your chances:

       Come up with a most entertaining, amusing and funny answer, why you are THE ONE who should get that license key.

       Get creative and make people laughing their asses off. Think well before you post your entry on the forum.

       Don´t just copy and modify a post from another member. Be original. The funnier your answer, the better your chances will be.

 

3.    You´ll collect reactions from forum members, hopefully lots and lots of laughing faces.

       When the give-away ends, the member with the most „Ha-ha“-faces under their post

       will be declared the winner and will get the license key.

 

The give-away starts now and will end Tuesday 7th July 20:00 Central European Summer Time (UTC+2).

Please use the “Ha-Ha”-face for up voting the entry you are entertained by the most. Have fun!

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Super of course YES!!
Everyone who owns Bobp should own BON.
Actually my credit card just expired last month...
I’m really too lazy to get a new card right away... I’m waiting to see if some angels will start a gift event like this😛
And this thread appeared😃

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You probably heard this during the normandy landing, and it goes something like this:

"...seeing the silver planes in the sky? Those're are American. Seeing green planes? That's the British. Seeing an empty sky? That's the luftwaffe."

 

So Kommandant, that's a humilliation to our country, and I must not have it! Real history has it, but in the IL-2 world, them allies are going to sweat!

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Posted (edited)

So basically we need to ask our squad mates and friends to like our post to win BON.

 

 

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Posted (edited)

Learn Basic German Words ~ Silly Bunt

 

"Why do I want to own that title?"

 

Because I love this flight sim, I help the community as possible and I looking forward almost every plane in BON plane-set (especially... everyone 😅)

 

When I talked with my SSD about free space and possible BON:

His answer:

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🤞

 

"why you are THE ONE who should get that license key"

 

Because when I say I love this sim, I really do!

I built a button box for it...

 

...and the BIG RED BOMB BUTTON is read for the Ar234! :biggrin:

 

The Prototype:

Spoiler

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1 hour ago, =VARP=Tvrdi said:

So basically we need to ask our squad mates and friends to like our post to win BON.

Seems like you are looking for a way to manipulate instead of finding a way to entertain.

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1 hour ago, =VARP=Tvrdi said:

So basically we need to ask our squad mates and friends to like our post to win BON.

 

 

 

You have my vote. :cool:

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15 minutes ago, Mitthrawnuruodo said:

What if someone doesn't have an SSD? Is spinning rust no longer acceptable as a home for BON?

 

With the new Spitfire that comes with BON the only spinning rust will be those B109s.

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Posted (edited)

A typical day in a advanced airfield from a BoN map.

"Why do I want to own that title?" Because I love it!

=ABr=422nd_RedSkull

 

 

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8 minutes ago, =ABr=422nd_RedSkull said:

Um dia típico em um aeródromo avançado a partir de um mapa da BoN.

 

= ABr = 422nd_RedSkull

 

 

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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My mother-in-law is staying with us during the pandemic, so I signed up to invade Normandy as a way to escape the war. Please help! Need to go fast! (Where's that Mosquito??) 😜

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I spent my childhood holidays in Colleville/Omaha Beach, so I deserve BoN.

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10 hours ago, ROCKET_KNUT said:

Seems like you are looking for a way to manipulate instead of finding a way to entertain.

Actually, its a joke. Me winning this just by upvoting.

If I wanted to manipulate I would make some regular haha joke and ask my friends and squad mates to vote and I would win. This way its more transparent, funny and honest.

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15 hours ago, =VARP=Tvrdi said:

So basically we need to ask our squad mates and friends to like our post to win BON.

 

 

 

You really want it, don't you!? I vote for you than:)

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3 hours ago, =VARP=Tvrdi said:

Actually, its a joke. Me winning this just by upvoting.

If I wanted to manipulate I would make some regular haha joke and ask my friends and squad mates to vote and I would win. This way its more transparent, funny and honest.

No problem @=VARP=Tvrdi Have a go, be funny, there is plenty of time left to come up with something amazing the community will love you for. 🍻

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Posted (edited)

A homeless IL-2 DLC? Maybe i can give a warm welcome with one song...

 

Soviets are red, 

Germans are blue,

I want that expansion too.🥰

 

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See you at the beaches bitc**s!! :)NORMANDY.jpg.a96ad0d91c03e068dca0df08f73d57a4.jpg

"Why do I want to own that title?"

 

Because being unemployed due to covid is harmful to the wallet and the il2 drug is too addicting....

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"BON looking for a new home on your SSD"

 

Bold of you to assume I have an SSD for installing BoN on my notebook 🙄

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1. I do not want this title, I NEED this title.


2. Why do I want this title from you? Because I live in Brazil where the dollar used to be 3 Reais and now is 5.5 Reais thats TOOO EXPENSIVE pls help me get this in form of protest against the devaluation of our coin, with your help I can save my country by flying a P47 Razorback, do your part for a stable south america because 

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3. pls give haha

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YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
 
I've always wanted a pet Griffon! I promise I'll take good care of it, clean its cage often, give it plenty of space to roam and feed it only the finest 109s and 190s cuts of meat the skies of IL2 can provide. I'll pet it and stroke it, and when I take it out for a ride I'll be sure to take a detour to collect all the finest salt and share it with you. 😅
 
Oh and the pony too! I know I already have one but pweeeease, it's getting lonely and the stable has lots of room for a second one. And there's plenty of 150 octane fuel, .50 cal ammo and blue team tears hay in the storeroom to go around!
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I vote for =VARP=Tvrdi.... We made a deal that after he wins, he gets the game and I get sent the game key. 

 

Why?

 

Because I, the boss, said so. 

 

A deal is a deal. 

 

He wants the game, I want the key. Everyone goes home happy. 

 

P.S. Please vote for him. That's an order. 

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Come to think of it: there's not much funny about WW2 and Normandy, sorry.

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14 minutes ago, =VARP=Barracuda44 said:

I vote for =VARP=Tvrdi.... We made a deal that after he wins, he gets the game and I get sent the game key. 

 

Why?

 

Because I, the boss, said so. 

 

A deal is a deal. 

 

He wants the game, I want the key. Everyone goes home happy. 

 

P.S. Please vote for him. That's an order. 

Commander, the question is...do you have an SSD? If you dont...the BON is mine!

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Of course I'd love to own BON

 

And the reason is quite obvious as well:

 

I suffer from a serious Messerschmitt superiority complex

 

That needs to be humbled - and I can't imagine any better way than trying to fight Spit XIVs in my G6 late...

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13 minutes ago, Eisenfaustus said:

Of course I'd love to own BON

 

And the reason is quite obvious as well:

 

I suffer from a serious Messerschmitt superiority complex

 

That needs to be humbled - and I can't imagine any better way than trying to fight Spit XIVs in my G6 late...

 

So what you're saying is that in order to prove the allied planes superiority over the 109, the British had to come up with a Spitfire that looks, performs and handles more like a 109... 🤔 and you're "solving" your superiority complex by basically getting yourself an ersatz-109-on-steroids to fly on the allied side 🤣

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4 hours ago, =VARP=Tvrdi said:

Commander, the question is...do you have an SSD? If you dont...the BON is mine!

Yes, I have SSD, of course... In my case, I installed IL-2 BoS first and then Win10.

Free space for BoN was secured.

Hurry up. 

 

😁

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Posted (edited)

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¿Por qué quiero tener ese título? " 

Now that I have the missing part, I just need to survive the MG42 (😄) and get to the SSD point

I have to save private ryan(Ala13_UnopaUno_VR)

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20 minutes ago, Ala13_UnopaUno_VR said:

NORMANDIAGIFT.gif.c6b90f9e50f3e4ce50d419240de7f017.gif

 

¿Por qué quiero tener ese título? " 

Now that I have the missing part, I just need to survive the MG42 (😄) and get to the SSD point

I have to save private ryan(Ala13_UnopaUno_VR)

LOL 🤣

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On 7/4/2020 at 5:55 PM, SCG_ErwinP said:

Learn Basic German Words ~ Silly Bunt

 

Edit:

 

"Why do I want to own that title?"

 

Because I love this flight sim, I help the community as possible and I looking forward almost every plane in BON plane-set (especially... everyone 😅)

 

When I talked with my SSD about free space and possible BON:

His answer:

brows.gif

 

🤞

Haha

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Well i m not theat funny, but i wont it bad (BON). I will tray to find a comedian to write me somthing good.

 

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