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Is the universe giggling at me?

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So after having some teeth pulled in preparation for dentures, i was walking around with the left side of my face numb and stuffed with gauze.

I needed to stop for an item at the local getgo and was afraid the clerk wouldnt be able to understand what i was saying.

When i went in and asked for my item, the clerk, who had trouble understanding me at first because of the aforementioned gauze and novocaine, turned out to have a speech impediment.

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Temporary insanity due to novocaine overdose

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They say the true quality of God is not majesty or power, but irony. :cool:

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Every time I look in a mirror, I know God has a sense of humor. 🌝

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temporal insanity?

 

i hoped you enjoyed it i enjoy every single second of mine

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