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a pervet ant jumps over an elephant in the wilderness ands starts sodomicing the elephant

 

suddenly a coconut falls on the head of the elephant and the elephant goes muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuu¡¡¡¡

 

then the ant screams:

 

SUFFER BEACH SUFFER¡¡¡¡ :)

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Cirrus pilots. He could at least have tried to ditch. But not like that. Then again, the plane was a rental. Btw., that plane illustrates nicely that an engine packs up quickly when oil pressure drops to zero.

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12 year old boy is watching TV when he hears a noise from his parent's bedroom. He opens the door and is startled to see his dad naked and having sex with his mom.

Stunned he backs out of the room.

Couple days later his dad hears noise from the kid's bedroom and opens the door to see the boy naked and attempting sex with his grandmother.

The dad gasps and yells "What the hell is going on here?"

The boy turns to his dad and says "Yeah, it not so funny when it's your mom. Is it?"

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Does her outfit tells us to p!ss off?!? :huh:

 

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I don't think even this rig would get me to put down my VR.

Please excuse the commercials

 

 

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I have a friend who flies for FedEx. I asked him the other day about the chemtrail conspiracy and he shot back this pic.

 

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11 hours ago, Gordon200 said:

I have a friend who flies for FedEx. I asked him the other day about the chemtrail conspiracy and he shot back this pic.

 

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the sad thing is that there was a massive trails conspiracy to dumb down people but thatnks to paranoid people its over

 

leaded fuel

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Italian Mc 202 fighting Ground Forces of the British Empire with Spaghetti Harpoons in 1943.

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L♥ve this girl! ...hello☺...

 

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You may have heard that we are having a rough bit of winter weather here in the States.

Some of us are not very adept at shoveling the white stuff.

 

 

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when i did the senior year in the states i remember once i forgot to take a notebook to the history class i think it was

 

i rathered not to take notes than ask for a shit of paper or a piss of paper

 

odd language i thought

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On 1/16/2019 at 4:52 AM, Gordon200 said:

I have a friend who flies for FedEx. I asked him the other day about the chemtrail conspiracy and he shot back this pic.

 

fI2gAVxh.jpg

Gave me a good laugh. Though I'm not sure why people freak out about chemtrails, they are real and have been used for quite some time. It was common knowledge years ago but I guess people forgot.

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A few weeks ago I was flying online.

For once I made a kill it was a user named "Sharkbait".

Considering my own nickname, there were quite a few lols when the server message popped up: "FlyingShark killed Sharkbait".

 

Nothing world shocking but was funny in the moment.

 

Have a nice day.

 

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21 minutes ago, FlyingShark said:

A few weeks ago I was flying online.

For once I made a kill it was a user named "Sharkbait".

Considering my own nickname, there were quite a few lols when the server message popped up: "FlyingShark killed Sharkbait".

 

Nothing world shocking but was funny in the moment.

 

Have a nice day.

 

:salute:

What are the odds lol. Shoulda got a screenshot.

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