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On 2/5/2019 at 7:31 AM, ITAF_Rani said:

Cold start🤣

 

 

 

 

 

This one reminds me of another funny video.

 

Kazakhstani language is the sound of a diesel engine trying to start up in -40 degrees

 

 

 

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On 2/5/2019 at 1:31 PM, ITAF_Rani said:

Cold start🤣

 

 

 

 

Star Wars and cold starts...

 

Don't ask me about yellow snow though. :scratch_one-s_head:

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The Mainer can top everything...

A Texan was visiting a Maine farmer ("fahmah"). The Texas rancher was boasting to his host about the size of his ranch: "I can get into my pickup truck and drive all day and still not reach the boundary of my ranch", he bragged.

The Mainer shook his head knowingly, and replied, "Aayuhh, I had a truck like that once"
 

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14 minutes ago, MeoW.Scharfi said:

DCS experience, especially on Blufor contaminated servers like 104th 😄

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>Install DCS.

>shoot some shit

>1 plume of smoke

>drop 1000 frames.

>uninstall.jpg

>tfw your high end meme machine can't into digital combat simulationz

 

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Crazy fans of Saint Etienne (Saint-é) are singing after the game:

 

 

For so many years,
you garden in Saint-é,
you have this mentality,
gardener in Saint-é

allez - allez - allez

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A nun comes from the village and tells the Mother Superior that she has been raped by some boys in the village. The Mother Superior is shocked and tells her that she'll talk to the law in town to take care of the offenders, but because she experienced unclean behavior she has to do some chores and prayers:

 

 "You'll have to have to clean the abbey, three days of fasting,   recite ten Hail Marys and eat a full lemon."

 

The nun, a bit confused asks the Mother" I understand the chores, the prayers and the fasting, but what's the lemon for?"

 

"So i don't have to see your satisfied face around here anymore".

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"Melde gehorsamst, the Mueller triplets are reporting for duty!"

 

 

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