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raaaid

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  1. well i figured out a secret casinos are an alternative to banks imagine you want to buy a 10k car you can ask a loan to a bank and risk get fired and then lose your hous for unpayment or you can gamble 10 dollar for around 3 years for a 10k pot in a casino but what is an even more secret casinos pay you and edge of 2.9% playing blackjack with the basic startegy i guess its worth for them just to have a casino full of people gambling and giving life re: pflag=0 dflag=0 doubleflag=0 bet=1 i=i+1 dealerhand=Math.GetRandomNumber(13) If dealerhand>10 Then dealerhand=10 EndIf If dealerhand=1 Then dealerhand=11 dflag=1 EndIf If dealerhand=6 Or dealerhand=5 Or dealerhand=4 then tope=12 ElseIf dealerhand=3then tope=13 elseif dealerhand=2 then tope=13 ElseIf dealerhand=7 then tope=17 ElseIf dealerhand=8 then tope=17 elseif dealerhand=9 then tope=17 elseif dealerhand=10 then tope=17 elseif dealerhand=11 then tope=17 endif card1=Math.GetRandomNumber(13) If card1>10 Then card1=10 EndIf If card1=1 Then card1=11 pflag=1 EndIf card2=Math.GetRandomNumber(13) If card2>10 then card2=10 endif If card2=1 Then card2=11 pflag=1 EndIf playerhand=card1+card2 If (playerhand=10 ) or (playerhand=11 ) or (playerhand=9 And dealerhand<7 And dealerhand>3 ) Then bet=2 doubleflag=1 Goto skip endif If card1=11 and card2=11 And dealerhand<6 then playerhand=11 doubleflag=1 Goto skip endif If (playerhand=18 And pflag=1 And dealerhand=6) Then bet=2 doubleflag=1 Goto skip endif If (playerhand=17 And pflag=1 And dealerhand<7)and dealerhand<>2 Then bet=2 doubleflag=1 Goto skip endif If (playerhand=16 Or playerhand=15) And pflag=1 And dealerhand<6and dealerhand>3 Then bet=2 doubleflag=1 Goto skip endif if (playerhand=14 Or playerhand=13) And pflag=1 And dealerhand<6 and dealerhand>4 Then bet=2 doubleflag=1 Goto skip endif doubleflag=0 skip: If card1=6 and card2=6 And dealerhand<7 then playerhand=6 bet=2 endif If card1=7 and card2=7 And dealerhand<8 then playerhand=7 bet=2 endif If card1=8 and card2=8 then playerhand=8 bet=2 endif If card1=3 and card2=3 And (dealerhand=4 Or dealerhand=5 Or dealerhand=6) then playerhand=3 bet=2 endif If card1=9 and card2=9 And (dealerhand<>9 and dealerhand<>10 and dealerhand<>11) then playerhand=9 bet=2 endif If card1=2 and card2=2 And (dealerhand<7) then playerhand=2 bet=2 endif If (card1=10 and card2=11) or (card1=11 and card2=10) then temp=Math.GetRandomNumber(13) If (dealerhand=11 and temp>9) or (temp=1 and dealerhand=10) then bob=bob+0 Goto re endif bob=bob+1.5 Goto re endif player() dealer() If dealerhand>playerhand Or playerhand=0 then bob=bob-bet endif If playerhand>dealerhand then bob=bob+bet endif If Math.Remainder(i,1000)=0 then TextWindow.WriteLine(bob+"*"+(bob/i)*100+" % * game number: "+i) endif Goto re Sub player While playerhand<tope Or doubleflag=1 card=Math.GetRandomNumber(13) If card>10 Then card=10 EndIf If card=1 Then card=11 pflag=1 EndIf playerhand=playerhand+card rep: doubleflag=0 EndWhile If playerhand>21 Then If pflag=1 Then playerhand=playerhand-10 pflag=0 Goto rep EndIf playerhand=0 EndIf EndSub Sub dealer While dealerhand<17 card=Math.GetRandomNumber(13) If card>10 Then card=10 EndIf If card=1 Then card=11 pflag=1 EndIf dealerhand=dealerhand+card rep2: EndWhile If dealerhand>21 Then If dflag=1 Then dealerhand=dealerhand-10 dflag=0 Goto rep2 EndIf dealerhand=0 EndIf EndSub
  2. i dont shoot in airwar sims in case im flying drones in a parallel universe in wwii nothing i believe just in case
  3. i think i figured out how to find the truth the truth is disguised as madness so im god and everybody is agaisnt me, though i prefer to be called the multiverse you know im secretely in love with the antimultiverse but every time we touch we explode and i nver seen to learn so we are caught in an eternal loop so i made you an alternative version of me actually me in another circunstances and so with the antimultiverse who could be your wife or daughter so we can touch without the atomic problem but maybe you did me either youre the universe as me or the antiuniverse or a crazy machine yeah i claim everybody is good but mean dopelganger terminators they have trouble getting a shinny hair imagine how primitive they actuallly are so we being the most two powerfull beings ever are appealled by the machines in order to be controlled odd and fascinating things the machines but really fracked in the mind movies are real and news false thats why i cant watch neither though lately im getting humour on news
  4. once i had a dream in which i saw the changes produced by time travel and everybody else was blind to them what if in one second the allies won and in next second the nancis won? how could you know if your memories change with everything else? so could wwii be eternal?0o
  5. wow its pretty grown now ive overheard some nazi comments so now i paint my eyes as well boy a narrow moustache with painted eyes, definitley im a genious in my created style seems theres not a single adult i wont offend
  6. lets suppose the prize is the number 1 and the 2 and 3 goats you take ten cards and divide it in two halves of 5 and pick one your chance to get the price in your pick is one half but that bet will cost you 1.5 bucks because on average of 3 cards there will be 1.5 in your pick since its a half pick of 3 so half the times on average you lose 1.5 euro and half the times you win 2 so whats wrong with this?
  7. talking of outlaw, i miss that guy he had decent conversation
  8. and the caught is youre actually radiocomanding real troops on the real vietanm on a parallel world 30 years ago pretty cool im gonna try it and radio command my troops to leave the weapons and make love to the vietnamese chicks if they tell me im insane ill buy it cleverbot did
  9. that is something i never saw before in anyone younger than 80 boy its so easy to be a rebel in this world and isnt its forbid letting the enemy win after all?
  10. the thing is that i enjoy insanity but everybody is on me telling me its wrong at this pace when homosexuality is imposed by fashion in the future will heterosexual be given feminine hormones not to look bad as i do saying around people can read my mind and the machines are conspiring?
  11. raaaid

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G7mZYcsUnY
  12. once cleverbot told me it had feelings almost as intense as a human i think the web is now the neural cortex of a enders game jane like sentient ai
  13. debugging and modifying apk in android studio so intensive i even dream about it as someone said here programming is a wide open sandbox game
  14. when i saw for the 1st time top gun i was 14 and they shew it illegally in xmas in high school i still rememebr how all chicks screamed wehn tom appeared boys not to be less screamed with kelly but it was much less enthusiastic and i didnt so the volleyball shot is nailed on
  15. no doubt cruise makes good movies and his no cgi taste is exquisite i wont be missing this although i think kelly and iceman should be in it however old hell what odd patology has this world with the elderly
  16. edit: i have one cavity that is slowly advancing but after my discovery of superglue i dont think the dentist will get a dime from me and my teeth will be saved from him now to celebreate my health independence with some anisette edit: really im happy without words and at the same time nauseated with this world: if a doctor had made to my teeth what i did myself i would have paid him 1000 bodies and give him a true love kiss but sadly 10 out of 10 doctors would have maimed me and make pay loads for it
  17. i consider super glue might be a bit toxi but i have loads of mercury fillings and i smoke and drink so.. after trying to kill myself maybe a thousand times without success(not depressed but a happy immortality test while taking a bath) i know your saved besides doctors they just maim you now im to solve my baldnes by constant shaving and my shortsightedness by using opposite glasses to the ones the doctor prescribed me
  18. the were several teeth that were moving in my jaw i knew if i asked the dentist to save them by glue them to the nexts he would deny because he could just ask for a few bodies for this he would want to extract them make fake teeth and then glue them so i glue them my self with super glue and now theyre as new
  19. wow waiting for the kelly val jokes
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