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[CPT]CptJackSparrow

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    Ft Worth, Texas
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    IFR, Complex, HiPerf, Multi, Commercial, Clawing towards CFI & ATP.

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  1. IIRC it was the snowy map with the new aircraft. (I'm sure that is as vague and simplistic as I can make it hah) the air was smooth as glass. From deck to 31k feet. I think it was a stalingrad map that was used? I'll get specifics this weekend.
  2. Has anyone kicked around the idea of adding some turbulent air? The constant glass smooth conditions are kinda stale, in my opinion of course.
  3. I'd like the distance doubled to targets and air bases further apart. That's just me, and I am in no way the barometer.
  4. Are there any plans to put a few targets at much further distances? (For both sides) Seriously, you only have 10 patrons? When I get home from work I'll add another.
  5. And the pissed off wife who's watching whore housewives of Atlanta at a volume that people 3 counties over can hear. Uses voice activated while eating cheetos, has the lung capacity of a blue whale and has the mic 1.2mm away from his mouth and who has a rat dog that is barking as if the end of days is upon us.
  6. Borrowed from @Feathered_IV This is how I envision built in game comms, and feathered summed it up so well. NEW PLAYER* "...but the GTS is definitely the better car." "Hey y'all. This is uh, Jay-Gee Feeftie Tew, Uh... Werner Moelders here. Uh, Hey y'all... w'sup?" Texas voice guy: "Oh hey Moelders" JG52_Werner_Moelders: "Oh hey Infinite_Valor, w'sup?" "I had a GTS once. They..." Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "I SEE TWO BANDITS. TWO BANDITS, HEADING THESE WAY!!!" Wants_2B_Yr_Wingman: "What location?" Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "OF TOO MY LEFT!" Wants_2B_Yr_Wingman: "No, no. I mean what grid refere..." *NEW PLAYER* Cyrillic_login guy: "......" *PLAYER Exited* Cyrillic_login guy exited... "...its all about the cars..." Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "There's someone on the ground parked next to me. Is that you B2?" Second Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "I don't know. Is that you flashing your lights B1?" First Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "No. The guy next to me is firing his guns. Who is that firing his guns next to me?" Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "THEY ARE CLOSER NOW!!" Wants_2B_Yr_Wingman: "Where?" Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "FREE TOUSAND METRES...!" Wants_2B_Yr_Wingman: "Yes, but..." First Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "The person next to me, please move..." Candy wrapper guy: **crackle-crackle** "...even more cool cars that I can name..." First Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "Please..." *NEW PLAYER* Cyrillic_login guy: "...." JG52_Werner_Moelders: "Oh hey Cyrillic_login guy, w'sup?" *PLAYER Exited* Cyrillic_login guy exited... JG52_Werner_Moelders: "Aww..." Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "HELP ME!!!" First Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "Is that you in the Focke, B1?" Second Blind guy in a dark closet: "No, I'm in the Heinkel" Wants_2B_Yr_Wingman: "Norwegian accent guy with the new microphone, you have to tell me where..." Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "I'M TAKING HITS!!!" First Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "I thought you said you were in the Focke." Second Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "That's right. I'm definitely in the Messer." First Blind Guy in a Dark Closet: "Wait, what?" Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "TEY ARE A TACKY WHY WON"T YOU HELP ME???" Wants_2B_Yr_Wingman: "Dude, You have to tell me WHERE" Norwegian accent guy with new microphone: "AT MY SIX O'CLOCK!!!" Wants_2B_Your_Wingman: "Oh for crying out LOUD!" JG52_Werner_Moelders: "Oh Hey... W'sup?"
  7. It's pixels. When folks get blood on their keyboards then the complaint will hold some validity. Until then pixel slaughter or don't, the gfx card will render some more. ...and paging @LukeFF and the overly abused pony.
  8. Indeed! Myself as a tit man would never tell you that you're wrong. Perish the thought!
  9. I rather like it. Made online look more real. (As subjective as that sounds)
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